All Husbands are like Bluetooth....
Always connected when wife is around...
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!
A husband's cute love quote:..
"Even my child started walking
without any support but my wife
still feels to hold my hand while walking..."
What do u think I am??...
Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?
The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??
Why do women live longer than Men?
Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,
but paying the bills does!